Tuesday, 24 July 2012
Don't think about a giant willy!
Seriously do as you are told. Get that giant willy out of your brain.
STOP thinking about a giant willy!!
I told you NOT to think about a giant willy. Why are you insisting on doing it anyway?
Saucy minx. (Or whatever the male equivalent is...don't know if I have any male readers anyway...)
OK. I'm trying to make a point. One of the first rules of behaviour management I learnt as a trainee teacher was to tell children what you wanted them to do, not what you didn't want them to do.
"Sit quietly at your desks"
And whaddaya know... it works.... to some extent anyway.
The theory is that children don't hear the 'don't'. The end of the instruction sticks in their brain. And so they want to do it more. I think it is a real psychological phenomeneonenemon, but I can't be bovered to look it up...soz.
It is the same as the giant willy (you're thinking about it again aren't you.... tsk tsk).
By mentioning something, it makes a mental image and it sticks in your brain. Never mind the 'don't'.
Likewise if you keep thinking of something and talking about it, it becomes more important, because you are giving it so much brain time. So if you obsess about something, it becomes a bigger issue and because it is a bigger issue it becomes more important and you can't stop thinking about it and before you know it you can't think of anything else.... Aaaaaaarrrggghhhhh!
So lets apply this to weight loss.
You wake up in the morning and you think, today I am going to be a good little WWer and I am not going to eat that cake that is sitting in the cupboard. No I am not.......
And you try and take your mind off it, and tell yourself "NO! No cake!" but all your stomach hears is "Cake....Cake"
Before you know it you have eaten the cake. (Stop thinking about cake!)
And if you keep thinking I don't want to be fat. I wish I wasn't so fat. All you can concentrate on is how fat you are.
Same with feeling miserable. You think "Oh I am so miserable" and you look at yourself in the mirror and you look miserable and that makes you feel miserable and focus on everything that is miserable.
It's just miserable I tells ya.
So, I reckon we can turn this around.
Instead of thinking of cake and misery and fat.... try and think of what you WANT. As in in the positive:
"This morning I am going to be a good little WWer and I am going to eat filling and healthy food. Gee I can't wait for my morning snack of cardboard...er I mean ryvita. (You don't necessarily have to believe what you are saying). I am going to be so healthy.
I am such a good WWer that soon I will be slim. I can't wait to be svelte! I can't wait to be healthy!
Well I am going to try it to see if it works, all those positive weight loss words in my mind has got to do something hasn't it?
So instead of thinking about what I DON"T want to be and do, think about my weight loss in the positive, affirmative, what I DO WANT to achieve.
But you can still think about giant willies if you want.